If so, you are filthy fucking trash that should be burned in a pile and shit on.
Your island was used as a floating prison, housing the most vile of criminals. Guess how your great granddaddy got there.
Your natives were raped and murdered like dogs for centuries and are still discriminated against on a daily basis by people and government bodies alike.
Your wildlife makes your island a place as close to Hell on Earth as one can get.
Your accent is the audio equivalent of forcing an eye to blink repeatedly with its lid filled with thin glass shards.
Your lawmakers are sexists and misogynists in the first degree; yours is no better than a third world country.
Crocodile Dundee is the only worthwhile export your nation has ever been responsible for producing.
Koala bears are soon to become extinct. The reason: they are dying of chlamydia. How did this happen? You sick, sick fucks.


Are you one of them? Identify yourself so that I may block you immediately, you backwards, sun fried scum.

P.S.
Fuck you for ruining the ozone layer for the rest of us.