lisa tell me if this is a good plan, i am going to meet up with cag irl, impregnate her with my super radaiated sperm that i have from having a laptop sitting on my balls half the day everyday,

9 months later she will have my baby, and that baby will grow up to become a stripper/computer programmer that eventuality creates a new kind of porn called, CODE HOLES,

this seems worth the 18 years of child support i will have to pay her,,