1. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY a fly could get into my apartment. My apartments doors are sealed, as are its windwos. This is because I never go outside.
2. There is a single fly buzzing around in my bathroom. I killed it by spraying the cleaning spray, "Lysol", on it. This made the fly go into some sort of seizure. I felt bad after I killed the fly, but I also felt like for the firts time in my life I was truely a man.
3. How... teh FUCKK did the fly get in the apartment?

YTMNSFWers, I'm waiting for some answers here.......................