-AP:

Well known and beloved television personality Paula Deen has been placed on a suicide watch while she is attending the Betty Ford Clinic's world renowned substance abuse rehabilitation program. Inside sources say this is due to the fact that she can not be home for her favorite cat "Gracie" to give birth to a litter of kittens. Gracie is only one of twenty three cats owned by the lovable matriarch...
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Paula Deen in Crisis!