- prefers boring internet drama over comedy

- ignores funny posters and communicates with unfunny posters

- roleplays as his dog

- shits himself because he's too enthralled by something at his computer to get up and go to the bathroom like a human who isn't terrible

- not funny

- makes completely ignorable threads



aw fuck looks like I'm the internet hero now, and as the new and permanent internet hero I vow to never shit myself, you have my word