hi everyone, i am garfield, only other significant alt is ashton kutcher. i really like being cute and slaing girls on the internett and tinychat and tweeting and posting on fjs. sometimes i dont like the lizard people because they are taking my shitty poster status and i liked being the worst one here it made it easier and i didnt have to put forth any effort . as far as enemys i dont think i have any but tim arbeu is mad at me right now idk why :/. my fave posters are stomple and crapper and elezark and reno