top quality post from UofLCardfan08

also why the fuck do you have to buy a ring at all, I have heard people spending $10,000 on a ring, jesus fuck me, it's not even pretending what a sham marriage is at that stage, if you MUST do the stupid ritual to lead up to the stupid ritual just get her something pretty and unique and not something so expensive it'll already destroy your fucking life before it's even official

Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
does anyone else rub saliva on their penis after masturbating and when you rub it on that spot by the tip right below the urethra where the head meets the shaft, more cum spurts out?
I suck my penis and squeeze it from the bottom up like a tube of toothpaste to get all the cum out and swallow it, since otherwise it's just gonna ooze out later on