Quote Originally Posted by rubycalaber View Post
top quality post from IT experts

also why the fuck do you have to buy a alienware at all, I have heard people spending $10,000 on an alienware, jesus fuck me, it's not even pretending what a sham god gaming is at that stage, if you MUST do the stupid interest to lead up to the stupid interest just get her something pretty and unique and not something so expensive it'll already destroy your fucking life before it's even official



I suck my penis and squeeze it from the bottom up like a tube of toothpaste to get all the cum out and swallow it, since otherwise it's just gonna ooze out later on


You should have learned yourself