Unironic Survival Team: skrizach for his woodland survival training, siburke393 for his military training, terror baby probably has the most medical training

Lost Recreation Team: steveyos to pretend he's Hurley, m0nde to pretend he's Sayid, cberry to pretend he's Michael

Realistically We're All Gonna Die Anyway So Might As Well Bring Sub-Human Scum That Deserves To Be Removed From Society: lisa because she is literally going to get tortured to death by a serial killer any day now and hanging herself on an island would be a better death its for your own good honey, flagerchart because he probably will be that serial killer and plug drugs who will probably thank me for letting him end his life in at least a nice location

please note how I wouldnt bring anyone I like along with me since I am a nice guy