nobody told me it had multiplayer now because everyone is horrible

will one of you buy me it if I 1. pay you back and 2. kill tim and tek in dayz so ruby can finally make a funny thread? for real my mom just got lyme disease and doesn't have health insurance had to get two new tires on car still needs alignment between that and me spending a million dollars on a computer I don't have a linden to spare but I want all of us to play just cause 2 together because it fucking has 1000 player servers

if not that's cool I understand and will still want us all to play I might just get it next month oh I guess I do get paid soon it is a lot for me but I really think we could make some magic happen because watch some videos of it it's holy shit amazing