[edit] Well Hello There, Bellinda

Greetings. I am General Doli. I have a friend named Bill the Trashman. He tells me to burn things. That aside, I love Homestar Runner. I also happen to hate idiots. And morons. Synonyms, really. I am an ultimate ladies man. Everyone loves me. Especially the ladies. Check out this AWESOME picture of me.

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Now, kids. You might be wondering: Why the crap is this guy doing this crap? Because I am sweet! Now silence and give me 300 apples.