I saw plugdrugs kissing lisa Claus
Underneath the blowup bath last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought I was fucked
Up in my bathroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw pludrugs tickle lisa Claus
Underneath his beard so full of lice.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If cag had only seen
plugdrugs kissing lisa Claus last night!


origginal lyrics by lisas babysitter