every morning cag wakes up and looks at the picture of my penis for 15 minutes, "don't worry, i'll figure out a way to win you over", before logging on the forums to try to flirt with me but she cant figure out how to so instead she just insults me to try and get me to notice her .. then she cries herself to sleep at night "why cag WHYYYYY, WHY DO YOU INSULT HIM AND END UP PUSHING HIM WAY" then she hits herself and drinks herself to sleep the end