you realize you're talking about a band that was pieced together out of record company assets, exactly like the monkees or the archies or the backstreet boys, right? these guys didn't come up together playing club gigs and garages, jimmy page was a fucking yardbird. you need to throw your preconceived notions about led zepplin out the window because they're all a result of the corporate propaganda you like to pretend you're too smart for.