1. you sent him back to america,he wanted to stay on penguin island forever and cuddle you till the end of time, so what if he was chatting up your's and his time machine daughter over facebook, rootbeer could not have fucked her from across the world,

2. you stole all his money, ipads,diamdonds and affordable used cars and now won't give them back

3. you gave rootbeer herpes, herpes don't go away, he will have to live with having herpes the rest of his life,



i think you sould be the one saying you are sorry for being an insane gross whore, not just to rootbeer, but to all of us