I got 2 whoppers with cheese, one for me, one for my x and I also got a whoper jr with cheese for my cat, I brought all the whoppers home and put the whopper jr in the cat bowel. Then my x's friend came over and stormed around the house going "what's this???? even the cat has a whopper????"

For the record the cat never did eat the whopper, instead preferring cat food.