who here is dumb enough to actually think god is real and not ironically

[Dirty Beatle]

you're misunderstanding what I'm saying: if God exists, being all-powerful he could just make the universe where he doesn't exist not exist. Hence, his 'One God' aspect supersedes all other possibilities.

But you need to allow for the possibility that that same god DOES NOT EXIST therefore that cancels out the huge leap of logic you make.