so i just realized i drank fifteen 16 oz 5.9% beers in the past 3 hours, but the biggest mystery to me is i don't even feel drun

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you are a fucking tool i'd quit drinking and doing drugs just to spite you if you were relevant to my real life at all but youre not, youre a massive fucking tool who outsmarted 10 million or so dipshits stuck in the inner city addicted to gangsta rap and got a place out in the country where they could be your subservient minimum wage slaves and where you could be the distant numbers' keeper (or subordinate of said numbers' keeper).

When the US dollar finally snaps in this country I pray for your sake that you are ready & prepared and don't resort to using US dollar bills as wall-insulation like the Germans after WW1