Dearest Princess Katrina, How are you today? I LOVE you!!
I just can't help myself! I instantly fell in love with you during your "Most Righteous" stage dance at Carl "Polish Princes's" Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club...Please forgive me in advance....I'm in the process of purchasing....$150 MILLION....Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Global - Actual.
I look forward to seeing you next! Do you need any money?....
From....Your "Totally Righteous".....Totally Awesomely GOOD Looking, Handsome Hunk of man! ?....Will you merry me? $1,701
million CASH.....in the trunk of a yellow, 2014 Corvette....YOURS!