i got hired as a security guard at a strip club... i think

uh i literally called him like 12 hours later m0nde how much fuckign faster do you think Is hould move should I call him the same day and harass him!??

yes, ask him if you can come over right now and if you can see what the club is like, etc. get your ass in there. that isn't some formal job at an office, you move like the other guy did. he was at the club, signed whatever papers were necessary and got the job right then and there.