girls love it when you do funny degrading shit to them I discovered this when I was 16 and was getting a bj from my gf I pushed my boner down so it'd have spring tension and let it go and it sprung up and poked her right in the eye she started snarling at me bitching about what an asshole I am with one eye closed like a pirate and I stood up and turkey slapped her and she shut up and gave me this look like it was the most romantic thing ever