i fucking hate my fucking life

[jon]

and i spent the weekend with this girl ive been in love with for 5 years,
and friday night was great because i was high on oxy, but that was the last of my oxy and ive been in withdrawals the past 3 days, stranded at her house with no gas money. It was embarassing. Now she's going to start dating this fucking prick douche bag and well i just don't know what to do

the worst part is the guy shes going to start dating is shorter than me, uglier than me, and younger than me.
maybe i just tried too hard or maybe this guy has brainwashed her or something, idk

yeah. the shit was so large, it ripped open my asshole or something i think, and i had to jump in the shower and spray cold water on it until it stopped bleeding

uggh i'm sitting here with napkins shoved in my ass to soak up blood, is this how women feel when they have their period?

you know your life's in the toilet when even bob hughes agrees that you need to quit doing drugs

bump this thread every time plug drugs talks about his superior intellect & his incredible prospects that hes squandered

did someone also say , plug drugs i also hate you life in this old ass thread

they didn't have to