So my good friend Jon has been sucked in by a lizard hole.

[jon]

i'm sure cag and jon will get married and jon will in fact turn a ho into a housewife, he will be the first person ever to do it, and finally give elz the real method whatever the fuck taht means

i did it with lauren (reguarding: davidc the creep) and if that is even true i will do it again, sure. cag is not 21. she knows she's going to be 30 soon and it's time to be an adult. i told her as much to her face just yesterday in another context but it still applies here. thank you all for the sincere half of your concern

i wonder if they spout fourm memes irl that's what sickens me the most

yes. DEAFinitely.