YOU started messaging ME with that bullshit and I'm NOT being worked into some fucktard emotionally blackmailed corner where you think threatening to kill yourself will somehow get you laid. I told you to get professional help because I AM NOT QUALIFIED

FUCK OFF

Some people have bigger problems than getting their dick wet or not

FUCK OFF

I'm not going to be responsible for you either getting your dick wet or killing yourself and the way you are doing it is not like "I feel suicidal I need help" it's literally "If I don't get laid this year I'm killing myself" and "[blah blah blah everyone is having a fuckfest without me, if you don't fuck me I will kill myself and want to make you feel bad I have no consideration for what anyone else suffers or goes through I'm a piece of shit and want my dick wet and I'm going to start being a fucking piece of shit to try and emotionally blackmail you into fucking me]" so FUCK OFF