stevie put a dating profile together. all you have to do is date a 50 year old woman or whatever and she'll shower you with gifts. you can have a whole network of older ladies buying things for you or you can do the right thing and date one at a time.
He doesn't want to deal with anyone which I understand
But he also has not done that plan/homework I set him so he's not actually getting out of this situation anytime soon until he pulls his finger out and starts doing that