The win BGD sweepstakes (fireworks) (fireworks) An OPPORTUNITY FOR LISA TO GET DONNY TO Australia...

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I guess Donny could study or something, but that costs $$$

he could stay 90 days and overstay his vacation visa like alot of illegal immigrants do and work menial jobs that don't report their employees to the govt. or he could mooch off lisa's welfare while overstaying his visa.

he could also marry lisa which would allow him to stay there.

however he will never get there because it's insane how one criminal offense can preclude you from intl travel. a DUI will on occassion prohibit you from going to canada. a heroin conviction (esp as Aus is a hub to fly to countries who produce opium) is a major red flag on a passport application.