Anyone know a hitman?

I'm neither sexy nor single so she can keep the title

I've tinychatted with you and I know dp was there, can't remember who else but you showed us your firefighting outfit and I distinctly remember you being very sexy. I don't know how you made fire fighting baggy overalls sexy but you did it somehow. It was much cuter than when cag screeched at me for two hours then stripped naked and bent over declaring "Now show me yours Lisa!"... which I most certainly did not.

I'm not single either.

Speaking of unwanted stalker creeps on the internet have you ever heard of a forum called rubycalaber.com? oh yeah wait.... oops. What am I doing here?