I passed the credit check to get internet in my apartment in my name

[Plug Drugs]

i was complimenting you, pluggy. even you can get internet installed and youre not on welfare, right? you just leech off your grandparents or soemthing. anyway, why aren't you out pushing carts or doing something unskilled like that? i thought that walmart thing was part of your gimmick, what happened to it?

northern minnesota is in a job crisis right now; iron mines have closed down, and we never recovered from 08. They cut food stamps in 2013. I have to bunk up with my grandparents or else starve to death. We will continue pumping resources out of the ground for you though! MY LIFE FOR YOOOU!!