FELL IN LOVE WITH A GOAT,
I FELL IN LOVE ONCE AND THE ALIENS SEEN ME,
SHE'S IN LOVE WITH A CULT,
BETWEEN SECOND LIFE AND ALIENS SHE'S SUPER CREEPY,
SHE SNAPCHATS ME HER HAIRY LEGS,
I THINK I JUST WENT BLIND AND MY ASS IS BLEEDING,
"THE PYRAMIDS WERE BUILT UPSIDE DOWN" YEAH "EATING MEAT IS FINE BUT YOU SHOULD GO VEGAN ORGANIC" NOW



now see if you'd give me just $100 I could get a guitar, that should be enough to make sure it works and get a wire I still have my guitar and bass amps that's all set I am p sure my guitar amp since it's small would easily run off a car battery I could set up a shit in my van that gets recharged from my van and shit woooo man those are some good lyrics too it's really weird I'm super talented I wanna work super bad I was raised on mcdonalds I have more of a legit excuse than anybody in history to live the life I'm living yet I wanna live this life less than anybody the bad part is you guys wish you had my life and you think I enjoy living like this and it's just really sad how people's brains work man I can't wait to do work ya feel me I don't even enjoy uploading videos to youtube but I've made 80 cents from that so I'm literally putting my time into making money you people are very dumb you could so easily live my life how you want to if you'd just let me live yours lol it's so fucking fucked how fucking dumb you fucking people fucking are, ugh I can't wait until I find somebody who understands what happens inside a human body when it's raised on mcdonalds and let's me get my shit fixed and then do work like nobody's ever done work before it's gonna be great I just gotta find somebody who is smart and that's the problem I'm the only smart person I know and my body is currently fubar so I can't go out and make the money to give myself the money haha but I can write some kick ass lyrics I also have free studio time in two different studios and I've been friends with the guitar store where I used to live since I was literaly 12 years old except I don't wanna be a leech like you guys wish you were I'd rather get money off you guys cause there's no need to feel bad cause you're bad people, get a new guitar, get this song down then use studio time cause it still costs my firends money, you idiots, you're all very dumb you can pretend it's me cause tha'ts what lizards do and you guys are lizards you see so your words ring true like no other and have a huge affect and effect and impact on my very soul, thank you, it's a shame I've got such small goals I should focus on the important things like divorce dead dog crying landlady I'm over here with people who own music studios letting me go in for free except also I gotta travel and my van gets 1 mile to the foot besdies that it's the best vehicle on the planet but again something you guys can't get through your skulls because you're dumb these "studios" and "guitar store" I'm lying about aren't close enough for me to go there to practice even if I wasn't costing them money by taking up space ayyyyyyyyyyy what I'm saying is you guys have nailed life you're definitely without a shadow of a doubt smart and I'm jealous as fuck ok?