make Lisa OD

give Timmy back his terrible grooming club

give Deso a better personality so he can get along with the niqqrs at work

give maks all the niqqr dik he craves

give Lina a nice jewish boy friend

give JJ some slim fast and new butt plug for those long days on the farm

give Harry a bullet

give Ruby a new chair. since his old one smells like shit

give poopalew a boot of the planet