btw jj isn't it weird how cag still talks to me isn't it odd how all this shit you said I did to her drove gabi away, but not cag because she knows the truth, and since they're both ugly and stupid cag is actually infinitely better than gabi so I'd rather talk to her anyway, and she probably doesn't smell worse than me like lexie does nowadays so that's another thing FUCK YOU I LOVE LEXIE AND GABI YOU FUCKING IDIOTS HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME WITH OF ALL PEOPLE, A STRIPPER, INSTEAD OF A HAIRY CULT GIRL OR ELEPHANTITUS FAILED FIREFIGHTER, YOU FUCKS, OH NO NOW ALL I HAVE TO TALK TO IS A STRIPPER, TRULY EVERY MAN'S WORSE NIGHTMARE