howard stern made beth wait while he played chess and she's going on about how she had this lingerie on and it's botyhering me greatly because what this means is she's less appealing than chess she has nothing going on in her brain and like myself howard probably wants smarts just as much as looks but fucked up and got her and I wish women would just realize it's their fault your dumb clothes are worthless you need a brain too how about you learn how to play chess and win a game of chess then maybe we'll think you're I don't even wanna say equal cause no but somewhere higher than just meat but some girls wanna be that you gotta be with a guy that wants that figure it out already you idiots wow