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getting drunk in my living room by myself rn tbh, I did start my drinking playing pool in public with other human beings earlier tonight though so it's not so bad (also won like $100 bucks motherfuckers)
dude go to the dog park I've been meeting so much tail at the dog park it's insane I guess girls can tell I legit love my dog and also all dogs and it makes me irresisitable to them