Connecticut Jokes

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Keep in mind for these jokes that Connecticut is populated by just a few types of people:
Feeble-minded easily-startled white people; rich politicians; the upper class; and the intelligence agencies and private security teams they summoned/employed to protect them.

I wrote all of these with the exception of two jokes I might have heard from somewhere else:

-The only true entrance into Connecticut is behind a Bee Gee's poster at a diner in Rhode Island

and

-(NYC resident) 'Boulders ain't real! They're magical sorcerers from Connecticut.'