who knows why lisa does anything, but making up a story about a 5 star restaurant and lemons is pretty damned odd. i hope yu tell your psychiatrist that you tried to lie about your mother's birthday to a group of people who don't give a shit.
lisa, does your mother even exist? are you sure you didn't just sit in a field by yourself, thinking up what you'd write on a gay nigger dick forum, when you got home?