How are you, GI Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war, to say nothing about a correct explanation of your presence over here. Nothing is more confused than to be ordered into a war to die or to be maimed for life without the faintest idea of what's going on. Wouldn't you rather be back home in the arms of your special girl?

Oh, but so sad, do you think she will wait for you? Ha ha ha, No, I don't think she will. She knows you will die or come back a lame cripple. Useless for anyone, unable to even get a job. Why you here GI?