like, not who do you hate, but who would be the most fun to kick in the throat? the best experience

plug drugs - hate him. he'd probably drop into a fetal position and cry
stompleb - same reasons as plug drugs
cody - same reasons as plug drugs
siburke939 - because he googles his name sometimes and I want his opinion on all of this
clay - would definitely fight back, and I'll bet it would be a hell of a brawl because he's always drunk and sugar high from all the bite size snickers
ramen - same reasons as clay
internut - would kick me back equally hard and give me a recipe for chicken and rice
cag - will tell me a story about a stripper who got knifed in front of her, actually say "ell oh ell" in real life, then spend 2 hours bragging about how mundane she is these days
m0nde - would force 18 memes about it and call me brah a lot
rootbeer - would deliver a 40 minute speech about what an asshole I am for doing that. he would threaten to kick my ass every 12 seconds but never actually follow through on it
dp - would successfully convince me that I'd actually kicked myself
stevey - would pretend he likes being kicked in the throat and explain that this makes him better than me
desolation - would get really emotional and make me feel guilty for kicking a girl
reno - same reasons as desolation
wendy - would go get the chainsaw