I think the reason monde is lying about his feelings for lily is that he is trying to get a side piece named bev

sorry ladies monde has to go to the cvs to get metamucil and check his blood pressure. young fresh rootbeer is here to giga dick u

sorry, ladies, if you're not black and have size 75 pants, the rootbean isn't going to even try, no white girls for rootbean any more

he's so happy with his current girlfriend, so sweet