using various photographs we can estimate the size of rootbeers penis with reasonable accuracy

[maxgoldberg]

also also sherman why did you do this? like this is really god damn low tbh.

you literally found some likely virgin AF chick several years younger than you. get into her head, MARRY HER for some reason then cheat on her immediately. like dude. what do you have to say about that shit?

Rootbeer should be ashamed of himself.