I’m not even joking, it’s as good as it is deadly but I’m so happy to be a part of an era where someone invented this.

I like to have it with my home grown cherry tomatoes on a cracker and will happily live of this for the remainder of my life which will probably be 5 minutes but god damn my fatty boomsticks it’s delicious

Oh you didn’t know about bacon flavored cheese? Well eat your broccoli floret and pretend you lived you miserable fuck.

#healthyliving