Cag vs Hag

Cag:
Used to get naked for money/ attention but grew out of it
Married someone and has managed to not kill him yet
Middle class housewife
Possibly a lizard
Favorite activity: talking about exercise and diet

Hag:
Gets naked for attention
So much of a slut that it drove a man to suicide
Obese welfare recipient
Possibly a pedophile
Favorite activity: cyber sex