How to have a baby !

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in'

"Mother,where do babies come from ?"

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says,"Well dear,Mommy and Daddy fall in
love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom,they kiss and hug and have
sex."

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,"That means the daddy puts his
penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby,honey." The child seems to
comprehend.

"Oh,I see,but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in
your mouth. What do you get when you do that ?"

Jewelry,my dear. Jewelry

(last one I have)