*Motherfucking sup bros swaggers into the tavern*
Bartender, get me a flagon of meade, a swanson and a bitch to fingerbang while i wait for the others

Bartender: bitch and meade, sir, but I don't know what a swanson is...

ITS A MOTHERFUCKING TURKEY LEG WRAPPED IN BACON, GET IT NOW.

Bartender: right away, his holy big cockedness, sir.