at&t is the worst

"Please tell us what you're calling about. You can say Pay my bill, Add a service, Technical Sup..."

technical support

"I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. You can say Pay my bill, Add a service, Technical Support, Add a Line..."

technical support

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"It sounds like you said Pay my Bill. Is this correct?

no


"Please tell us what you're calling about. You can say Pay my bill, Add a service, Technical Support, Add a Line, or More Options."

technical support

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"Ok. You want technical support. What would you like help with? You can say Connect to the internet, Configure my Email, Make AT&T Yahoo my Homepage, or More Options"

agent

"I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. You can say Connect to the internet, Configure my Email, Make AT&T Yahoo my Homepage, or More Options"

agent

"I'll get you right over to someone who can help"
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"We're sorry, the department you're calling is now closed. You can call back between the hours of..."

*click*