I feel I may have come off a little rude last night.

I would like to apologize for anyone who couldnt handle "the real" that I bring with me.

if you were irritated/offended by my forwardness then you are not alone. it is actually the most common reaction I receive.

you see, in real life I got big dick money which inevitably leads to big dig problems. I spend a good amount of time looking for big dick solutions to my big dick problems, but sometimes I get frustrated and take out my big dick frustrations on the internet.... not through overt assholery, but through a more subtley blatant exagerated self confidence.

it has been brought to my attention that I may be banned if I cross over that line again..... that thin red line between slightly obnoxious, and full blown douche bag.


again, I am TERRIBLY sorry and I hope we can start over again.

hello new friends, pleased to meet you, perhaps we could sit for a spell and discuss tales of public washroom masturbation.