so much cock just arrived on the island that it may be a crime if I didn't go to the pub in the next two nights

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

bob hughes keeps saying mean things to me i didnt do anything to him and he is a whuge dick t o me and i dont udnerstnad why but it better fuckin come to an end real quick or im going to snap

I'll protect you

hide behind my giant ass pimple