I've made maks go all fruity and spammy again

[blumpkin blownuts]

bullshit

I'm a fucking ninja compared to the average jo blo

I did grow up as an acrobat in the circus... long time ago but traces of it are still there

the acrobats are the trapeze artists, tumblers, etc
catching chickens and biting their heads off means you were a GEEK

obviously it was a long time ago if you're getting that confused