lisa!

[timmy]

no lying allowed here

[Kosher Mini Tacos]

Is there a doctor in the house?

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

Tim

compulsive liar who can't even say how old he was in 2003 and makes up fanciful lies about working in McDonalds in primary school, this is quite a fanciful lie for tim as he lacks any creativity

he still lives with his parents

[maks]

why the hell would anyone lie about working at mcdonalds you retard

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

why the hell would anyone lie about working at mcdonalds you retard

ask tim as he claims he did in 2003 (when he was in primary school)

lol

don't blame me that even tim's lies are retarded

[maks]

this may shock you but I couldn't give a flying fuck if barry worked at mcdonalds

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

well he didn't

as in 2003 he was in primary school

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

tim's fanciful lies

if you were going to lie I don;t know why you wouldn;t have tried on something a bit better than saying you worked in McDonald in 2003 when you were actually in primary school in 2003

but hey that's tim for you

[sex with dead people]

it is and I did do it for two years

I'm not up to it right now, life happens, something you don;t know about maks

but I'll be back there with tree berries bouncing off my head as I sit slumped with my head in my hands at the desk at the front of the class.... fun times.

Yeah but nah... I care about it and kids unlike you people are generally blameless, their fuckhead adult parents are usually just taller hairier and scarier versions of their kids... meetings with local police about some poor kid's parents is not uncommon. Their kids desrve a chance

I do tend to favor some of the naughty kids just because no-one else will and sometimes they'll be good just for you if you give them half a chance... also I was a terror when I was a teenager at school, I'm there for my comeuppance.

No I have never done anything wrong while teaching... worst I ever did was call one 15 year old girl a "b..... bitch"... she was shoving me though... mind you calling her a bitch is not the textbook way to deal with that... I had to go get another teacher to help me with that as after I called her "a bitch" she started yelling that she was going to have me fired... it was actually having to deal with her parents (which were a bit full on) that was going to be the worry there... I got another more experienced teacher and had a meeting with her, had to appologise for calling her a bitch and explain that no staff should ever speak to her like that so that I was wrong but there was still the matter of her bahviour in the class to deal with and so that is why I brought another teacher in.

And that, and accidently stepping on a primary school kid who was sitting on the floor behind me and when I did I exclaimed, "SHIT!"..... but I glossed over the swear word I slipped quickly and the kid was ok.

So really that's the worst I've done... sworn twice, once calling a student a "b....bitch"...s ee I nearly stopped myself but the word just insisted on comming out of my mouth as she was shoving me (generally most students are taller than me lol)

[dcent]

jesus christ guy.

enough of the gab fest and get to the good stuff.

[maks]

how much of a loser do you have to be to consider someone's story about flipping burgers for $3 an hour a 'fanciful lie'

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how much of a loser do you have to be to consider someone's story about flipping burgers for $3 an hour a 'fanciful lie'

you just need some basic math

as in being able to count to ten and therefore understand that Tim was in primary school in 2003

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

it is and I did do it for two years

I'm not up to it right now, life happens, something you don;t know about maks

but I'll be back there with tree berries bouncing off my head as I sit slumped with my head in my hands at the desk at the front of the class.... fun times.

Yeah but nah... I care about it and kids unlike you people are generally blameless, their fuckhead adult parents are usually just taller hairier and scarier versions of their kids... meetings with local police about some poor kid's parents is not uncommon. Their kids desrve a chance

I do tend to favor some of the naughty kids just because no-one else will and sometimes they'll be good just for you if you give them half a chance... also I was a terror when I was a teenager at school, I'm there for my comeuppance.

No I have never done anything wrong while teaching... worst I ever did was call one 15 year old girl a "b..... bitch"... she was shoving me though... mind you calling her a bitch is not the textbook way to deal with that... I had to go get another teacher to help me with that as after I called her "a bitch" she started yelling that she was going to have me fired... it was actually having to deal with her parents (which were a bit full on) that was going to be the worry there... I got another more experienced teacher and had a meeting with her, had to appologise for calling her a bitch and explain that no staff should ever speak to her like that so that I was wrong but there was still the matter of her bahviour in the class to deal with and so that is why I brought another teacher in.

And that, and accidently stepping on a primary school kid who was sitting on the floor behind me and when I did I exclaimed, "SHIT!"..... but I glossed over the swear word I slipped quickly and the kid was ok.

So really that's the worst I've done... sworn twice, once calling a student a "b....bitch"...s ee I nearly stopped myself but the word just insisted on comming out of my mouth as she was shoving me (generally most students are taller than me lol)

pah

I read none of that
































lol

[maks]

no really, it says a lot about your station in life if someone tells you they worked at mcdonalds and you think they're exaggerating and trying to impress you...

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no really, it says a lot about your station in life if someone tells you they worked at mcdonalds and you think they're exaggerating and trying to impress you...

no it says I understand simple addition

so when a 22 year old tells me they worked in macdonalds 9 years ago... well you tell me genius, you work in IT... that sum shouldn;t be too hard for you to figure out

what is 22-9 = ?

[maks]

I can't believe you're so jealous of barry's mcdonalds job that you're making shit up to discredit his story, god it really must suck to be you

what is 22-9 = ?

legal if you dont tell no one

[maks]

simple addition

what is 22-9 = ?

this is what passes for an accredited teacher in australia

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

legal if you dont tell no one

LOL

[skrizach]

pah

I read none of that

lol

you don't even read your own posts?

[plusle riot]

this is what passes for an accredited teacher in australia

yeah i 've never heard of a 13yr old in primary school unless they were downies that were held back for 2 yrs. at least barry's story is credible and checks out, lisa's...not so much..if at all.

[maks]

yeah i 've never heard of a 13yr old in primary school unless they were downies that were held back for 2 yrs. at least barry's story is credible and checks out, lisa's...not so much..if at all.

barry's story almost doesn't matter. she's the sort of person who think someone would lie about working at mcdonalds. let that sink in a minute.

[plusle riot]

i did. and i thought, "what a fucking morris".

[maks]

yeah clump really morrises the morris