[YTMNSFW Virgins] Let's discuss our plans to remain virgins for the rest of our lives.

[skrizach]

I am fairly awkward in real life (never interacting with a human being, staring for long periods of time at random sections of wall and naming them, etc.) but I doubt anyone realizes I am a virgin. Haha some of my friends at the gym ... dad maeks me go, dont ask ... were asking me how often I got laid with guns like these haha. They surely saw the gun collection I keep in the back of my car.

i keep my gun collection in my safe but I haven't fired them in a few months since ASSACHUSETTS STILL HASN'T PROCESSED MY LTC APPLICATION AND I CANT GET A GUN CLUB MEMBERSHIPA ND THOSE ARE THE ONLY PLACES I CAN STOOT IN THIS FUCKING STATE UGH I FUCKING HAD ASSACHUERTTS THEY ARE THE FUCKING BANE OF FREEDOM I HATE IT HERE FUCK stop

[Genital Doli]

i keep my gun collection in my safe but I haven't fired them in a few months since ASSACHUSETTS STILL HASN'T PROCESSED MY LTC APPLICATION AND I CANT GET A GUN CLUB MEMBERSHIPA ND THOSE ARE THE ONLY PLACES I CAN STOOT IN THIS FUCKING STATE UGH I FUCKING HAD ASSACHUERTTS THEY ARE THE FUCKING BANE OF FREEDOM I HATE IT HERE FUCK stop

lmao

[Genital Doli]

Turning States names into Ass-related puns ftw.....

[xoxo]

Turning States names into Ass-related puns ftw.....

lol