I've woken up from living hell (no weed for weeks) and into a living purgatory with a shopping bag full of sunburnt, not budded properly shitty weed

it is enough to keep the no weed demons at bay but not enough to get me stoned and into heaven

considered tying the shopping bag over my head to get me there quicker

oh woe, woe is me

and I hear what you are saying, it sounds like me and it sounds like "waaaaaaa waaaaaa poor me"